All I want for 2010....

My New Year's resolutions in a tall order:

1. Do 2010 christmas shopping in the middle of August, right during the summer sales.

2. Cancel all credit cards. Store cash in cookie jar.

3. Must eat more vegetables. Jan -Mar 2010 three carrots daily, Mar - June include beetroot and celery in diet, by October 2010, turn completely vegan, dude !

4. Try not to get fu**ked (too often) by the bosses

5. Must get new Apple iPhone. And sell old phone to a flee market.

6. Must be able to fit into sexy get-ups by summer 2010 (and find better paid job as a go-go dancer)

7. Get better night vision camera

8. Quit being single !

9. Must find rich boyfriend with a Lamborghini. And I mean one that.... actually OWNs a Lamborghini (not just poses in front of one !)

10. Boyfriend must have a hairy chest and be a Borat look-alike

11. Or better still...find a sugar daddy. (Wolf!) 12. Spread more love, hope and joy throughout the world.

Wishing all of you a horny X-mas and a raunchy New Year !