Conan O'Brien is my friend

Don't mess, don't play and don't toy with me......cause look who's my new found FRIEND !

If you mess with me, you mess with him.

And you better be afriad...oh be very afraid, he's an Irish super mogul kick-ass late night TV host from the Big Apple plus........................... he's 100 x richer than you will ever be.

Mr. O'Brien, thanks for being my friend. You just saved my day.

Note New Year's resolution 2010: Must get Barack Obama to be my friend.