Thursday, July 30, 2009

The truth about Yasmin Ahmad

Dear Yasmin Ahmad aka Zulkifli Ahmad,

I imagine you might be laughing over the absurdity and shallowness of our fellow media beyond the grave. Lately, you have been labelled "man", "khunsa", "pondan" and "hemophrodite" without scientific reasoning. But joke aside, I always thought you did resemble a man, not only by your physical appearance, but also by your persona and your perserverance. Not that a woman is unworthy of the feats you achieved, but I don't come across too many women like you.
So now, it seems, some truth has surfaced. Not only were you born a hemophrodite called Zulkifli Ahmad and underwent surgery in the United Kingdom, it also turns out you were a professional singer and one of the best football strikers too !! You have set a new level to the term "multi-faceted".

It also explains the brain hemorrhage. You used your head a little too often as a striker.

I should have known. It's written all over your face. Not only are you 60% Naoko Takeuchi due to your Japanese heritage, you are also 59% Brett Hull, the famous Canadian-American ice hockey player, Bob Hope personifies your sense of humour. But best of all, you are 54% Hillary Rodham Clinton - simply a strong, determined woman.

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